Peep Show COVID Part 1

INT. APARTMENT – LOUNGE ROOM – MORNING Mark is sitting on the couch, reading the news on his tablet as Jez walks past MARK(Inner monologue)Stuck in a global pandemic with him Jez is at the table setting up his laptop MARK(Inner monologue) At this rate we’ll live out our entire lives together and one day he’ll find me dead and just continue squatting here until my bank account empties and the electricity gets shut off. He’ll probably keep me here on the sofa as a keepsake, a memento. Unless this virus takes us both out first MARKWhat are you doing?

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Peep Show COVID part 2

PART 2 2:56 PM – INT – BATHROOM Mark locks the bathroom door MARK(inner monologue)All this talk of shitting and now I have to go Mark looks over at the last toilet roll MARK(inner monologue)Oh God, this is it. The last roll, the endgame. Welcome to the point of no return, highway to the danger zone. Bloody Jez wanting me to use kitchen paper like some sort of crack addled maniac. Well while we’re throwing around stupid ideas why don’t we pretend we’re cavemen and just use rocks to scrape our arses Mark picks up the roll MARK(inner monologue)I could

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